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L'​É​tag​è​re Assourdissante

from Corentin la Truite joue une Partie de Cartes by Georges la Saucisse

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Le lendemain midi (à cause d'une panne de réveil), Corentin la Truite était revenu chez Corinne le CD, mais cette fois-ci, il était vêtu d'un grand manteau.
"Bigre, mais c'est le grand manteau que vous portiez sur la fresque !" s'exclama Corinne.
"Bloup." répondit Corentin.
Sans être plus loquace, il s'approcha de l'étagère de Corinne de laquelle le livre de la veille provenait, et prononça lentement les mots suivants :
"Blou bloubloup."
Mot de passe incorrect.
"Bloubloup blou."
Mot de passe incorrect.
"BlOU BloublOUP."
Mot de passe incorrect, le compte a été verrouillé.
Agacé par la situation, Corentin saisit l'un des plateaux de l'étagère et parvint à trouver un bouton caché. Après avoir appuyé dessus, l'étagère se mit à émettre deux vibrations.
**VVV VVV**
Un micro venait d'apparaître sur le côté du meuble, Corentin s'en approcha et lui tint ses mots :
"Blou bloubloup."
**VVV VVV**
Après deux vibrations, le micro s'était rétracté, l'étagère avait retrouvé sa position initiale. Corentin retenta sa manœuvre.
"Blou bloubloup."
**VVV VVV**
Cette fois, c'est son manteau qui avait vibré. Un code-barres en deux dimensions était apparu, puis l'étagère avait déployé une caméra, en émettant deux vibrations à son tour.
**VVV VVV**
"Attendez mais elle se comporte pas comme une étagère, cette étagère." fit remarquer Corinne.
Corentin approcha le code-barres de la caméra, qui se rétracta, et l'étagère vibra longuement.
**VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV**
Le vacarme assourdissant avait été provoqué par l'étagère qui avait glissé de plusieurs mètres sur le côté, laissant apparaître un compartiment secret dans le mur, ce qui ne manqua pas d'étonner Corinne.
"Ah, il y avait un truc planqué là-derrière ? C'est étonnant !"
Là-derrière, il y avait un petit papier, sur lequel il était écrit "C'est ici que la planche se range normalement, je vous la confisque, signé M.R."
Qui pouvait bien être ce M.R. ?
"Bloublou !"
Corentin avait deviné.

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